{"product_id":"vaquita-shaped-pillow","title":"Vaquita Shaped Pillow","description":"\u003ch1\u003eVaquita Shaped Pillow | Endangered Porpoise Plush Cushion\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe \"Ghost of the Gulf\" Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the home decor that is statistically harder to find than a unicorn: the \u003cstrong\u003eVaquita Shaped Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e from Soon To Be Mythical. This isn't just a cushion; it's a huggable tribute to the rarest marine mammal on the planet. Shaped like the \"Little Cow\" of the Gulf of California, this pillow captures the distinct dark eye rings and shy smile of the Vaquita without the risk of gillnets. It’s soft enough to squeeze when you realize there are fewer than 10 left in the wild, cute enough to be the \"Panda of the Sea,\" and shaped perfectly for hiding in the corner of your sofa (just like they hide in the ocean).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eImportant:\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to shipping logistics (and the Vaquita's critically small range), this product is available in the \u003cstrong\u003eUS only\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e🧵 Pillow Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e☁️ \u003cstrong\u003e100% Soft Polyester:\u003c\/strong\u003e All the comfort, none of the bycatch. \u003cbr\u003e📏 \u003cstrong\u003e3 Sizes Available:\u003c\/strong\u003e Small (10″), Medium (16″), Large (22\")—from \"pocket-sized porpoise\" to \"almost life-size\" (they are very small). \u003cbr\u003e📐 \u003cstrong\u003eThickness:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm) of plush support. \u003cbr\u003e🎨 \u003cstrong\u003eOne-Sided Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a detailed Vaquita graphic on the front, pure white on the back. \u003cbr\u003e🤐 \u003cstrong\u003eSealed Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e No zipper to scratch your face while you nap. \u003cbr\u003e🧼 \u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot wash with warm water (keep it clean, just like their ocean needs to be).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGoth Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e With natural black eye rings and dark lips, the Vaquita was rocking the eyeliner look long before you were.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUltra-Rare Comfort:\u003c\/strong\u003e Owning this pillow is the closest most of us will ever get to seeing one. It’s the ultimate limited edition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGallows Decor:\u003c\/strong\u003e A conversation starter that pivots from \"Is that a dolphin?\" to \"Actually, it's a Vaquita, and there are only about 10 left on Earth\" instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e📉 Endangered Stats\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLet’s talk about the smallest cetacean:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCritically Endangered:\u003c\/strong\u003e The Vaquita is the most endangered marine mammal in the world. Estimates suggest only ~10 individuals remain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Size:\u003c\/strong\u003e They are the smallest porpoise, growing only up to 5 feet long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Threat:\u003c\/strong\u003e They aren't hunted directly; they are \"bycatch,\" caught in illegal gillnets meant for the Totoaba fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConservation Support:\u003c\/strong\u003e A portion of every pillow purchase goes to nonprofits working to remove ghost nets and protect the Vaquita's tiny refuge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e🖤 Perfect For\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMarine biologists who know the clock is ticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who love animals with \"goth\" makeup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who wants to hold onto something that is slipping away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUS-based fans of weird, wonderful, and vulnerable wildlife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHug it like it's the last one. 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