Mermaids Against Microplastics Jersey Tee From Soon to Be Mythical, where folklore meets environmental fury.
This 100% cotton tee (heathered colors are a cotton blend) features a bold graphic of badass mermaids—tattooed, unbothered, and clearly over it—rallying beneath the banner: “Mermaids Against Microplastics.” It’s part protest, part myth, and fully wearable ocean advocacy. A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits protecting endangered species—because if the mermaids are mad, you know it’s serious.
🖤 Why It’s Tragically Perfect
The Mermaids Against Microplastics Jersey Tee is for those who believe in sea witches, sustainable fashion, and the power of a well-placed side-eye. It’s a gallows-humor homage to the creatures we imagine—and the oceans we’re actually destroying. Whether you’re a marine biologist with a flair for drama or just someone who likes their fashion salty and their causes sharp, this tee delivers the message: “We’re not mythical. We’re furious.”
🌊 Ocean Plastic Stats Let’s talk about what’s really clogging the seas:
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🧴 Over 11 million metric tons of plastic enter the ocean every year
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🐠 Microplastics have been found in 100% of tested marine turtles and 59% of whales
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🧬 These plastics don’t biodegrade—they just break down into smaller, more toxic pieces
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🛑 Human activity is the cause—single-use plastics, fast fashion, and unchecked waste
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💚 Your purchase helps fund endangered species activism and habitat restoration
Wearing the Mermaids Against Microplastics Jersey Tee is a battle cry in cotton form. It’s a reminder that the ocean isn’t a landfill—and that even mythical creatures have limits.
🧠 Perfect For
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Ocean defenders with a flair for drama
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Conservationists who love a little cryptid chaos
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Eco-anxious humans who know Poseidon would be pissed
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Fans of Soon to Be Mythical who believe storytelling can spark change
The Mermaids Against Microplastics Jersey Tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s a siren call, a protest banner, and a salty middle fin to environmental apathy. Whether mermaids are real or just really disappointed, this tee keeps the message afloat. And maybe, just maybe, helps protect what’s left beneath the surface.
