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Mothman Jersey Tee

$29.00

Mothman Jersey Tee From Soon to Be Mythical, where cryptids meet conservation.

This 100% cotton tee (heathered colors are a cotton blend) features a distressed graphic of the elusive Mothman, paired with the text: “Mothman: Endangered. Only Appears Before Disasters.” It’s part cryptid alert, part existential shrug, and fully wearable folklore. A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because whether Mothman is real or just really punctual, your impact doesn’t have to be imaginary. 

🖤 Why It’s Tragically Perfect


The Mothman Jersey Tee is for those who laugh through the chaos and dress like they’ve seen things. It’s a gallows-humor homage to a winged omen who allegedly shows up before bridges collapse, reactors melt down, or someone forgets to mute on Zoom. Whether you’re a cryptozoologist with commitment issues or just someone who likes their fashion apocalyptic and their causes mysterious, this tee delivers the message: “If Mothman’s here, maybe take the stairs.”

 

📉 Endangered-ish Stats Let’s talk about the shadow in the fog:

  • Last confirmed sighting: Depends who you ask.

  • Status: Emotionally endangered, spiritually exhausted, and possibly unionizing.

  • Habitat: Remote forests, abandoned factories, and the collective anxiety of Appalachia.

  • Threats: Urban development, disbelief, and being blamed for every bad thing that happens.

  • Conservation note: While Mothman may not be on any official endangered species list, plenty of real creatures are—and your purchase helps protect them before they become legends too.

Wearing the Mothman Jersey Tee is a nod to the weird, the worried, and the winged. It’s a reminder that sometimes the warning signs have red eyes and a six-foot wingspan.

 

🧠 Perfect For

  • Disaster preppers with a sense of humor

  • Cryptid chasers who love a good panic

  • Conservationists who appreciate irony and winged silhouettes

  • Fans of Soon to Be Mythical who know storytelling can save species

 

The Mothman Jersey Tee isn’t just a shirt—it’s a signal, a shrug, and a soft scream into the void. Whether Mothman is real, misunderstood, or just really good at timing, this tee keeps the legend alive. And maybe, just maybe, helps prevent the next disaster from going unnoticed.

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