🌱 Lentils Jersey Tee

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About Lentils

The Lentils Jersey Tee from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable disclaimer for anyone who’s ever cornered a stranger to discuss protein-per-gram ratios. Featuring bold text that reads “Warning – May Spontaneously Start Talking About Lentils,” this tee is soft enough for legume-induced naps and durable enough for defending your dietary choices at family gatherings.

Whether you’re meal-prepping with rage or just vibing with a bowl of dal, this shirt says what you’re thinking—loudly, and in ethically sourced cotton.

🧵 Tee Specs

• 👕 100% cotton (heathered colors are a cotton blend)

• 🛠️ Unisex fit for maximum comfort and maximum lentil evangelism

• 🧵 Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit and fewer awkward seams

• 🌱 Front text design: “Warning – May Spontaneously Start Talking About Lentils”

• Sizes available: XS to 4XL

🌍 Why Lentils Are Planet Heroes

Let’s talk about the power of pulses:

• 🌱 Lentils fix nitrogen in the soil, reducing the need for synthetic fertilizers

• 💧 Producing 1 pound of lentils uses 10x less water than 1 pound of beef

• 🌾 Plant-based diets can reduce greenhouse gas emissions by up to 50%

• 🫘 Lentils require less land and help restore soil health—basically regenerative chaos

• 💚 Every lentil-fueled meal is a tiny protest against climate collapse

🖤 Perfect For

• Lentil lovers, lentil defenders, and lentil preachers

• Eco-anxious humans who want their wardrobe to do some good

• Anyone who’s ever said “Just one more thing about pulses…”

• People who know legumes are low-key saving the planet

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to fiber, flavor, and the future of food. Because if lentils are wrong, we don’t want to be right. Let’s make sustainability weird again.