Axolotl “My Anxieties Have Anxieties” Color Accent Mug – 11 oz & 15 oz

Because nothing says “I’m coping” like a pink-accented mug featuring an endangered amphibian soaking in a tub of existential dread. This Soon To Be Mythical coffee mug stars an axolotl taking a relaxing bath while declaring, “My anxieties have anxieties”—a sentiment as relatable as it is tragic.

☕ Why It’s Tragically Perfect

Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes, this glossy ceramic mug features a soft pink interior and handle that contrast beautifully with the bold design. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or the tears of late-stage capitalism, this mug delivers comfort with a side of collapse. And yes, the axolotl appears on both sides—so your mug can scream “help” from any angle.

🦎 Endangered Stats

• Species: Axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum)

• Status: Critically endangered in the wild due to habitat loss and pollution

• Population: Fewer than 1,000 estimated in native habitats

• Fun Fact: Axolotls can regenerate limbs, but not ecosystems

• A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species like the axolotl—because your mug shouldn’t be the only thing surviving extinction.

🎁 Perfect For

• Eco-anxious caffeine addicts

• Amphibian lovers with a flair for dark humor

• Conservationists who bathe in sarcasm

• Anyone whose coping mechanisms include mugs and memes

Sip slowly. Spiral stylishly. Save a species. Because My Anxieties Have Anxieties isn’t just a mood—it’s a movement.