Chinese Pangolin Field Tee – Soon To Be Mythical

Meet the most trafficked mammal you’ve never heard of: the Chinese Pangolin (Manis pentadactyla). This 100% cotton tee features a vintage-style field drawing of the elusive, scale-armored insectivore—because nothing says “fashion statement” like a creature on the brink.

💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:

• Ethically made from ultra-soft cotton—gentle on your skin, unlike humanity on pangolins
• Front print includes scientific name and illustration, for maximum nerd cred
• Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
• A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting extinction (because pangolins can’t Venmo)

📉 Endangered Stats:

• Critically endangered due to illegal wildlife trade and habitat loss
• Native to Asia, but disappearing faster than your faith in humanity
• Protected under CITES, but still hunted for scales and meat—because myths die hard

🦴 Perfect For:

• Conservationists with a dark sense of humor
• Animal lovers who read IUCN reports for fun
• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.