“Everything’s on Fire” Rhino Vinyl Sticker
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a rhino slumped at a chaotic desk, clutching a coffee mug that reads “Everything’s on Fire,” surrounded by a stack of “Extinction Paperwork.” It’s the bureaucratic burnout of conservation, captured in one gloriously doomed image.
With a vibrant satin finish and outdoor-grade durability, this sticker is built to survive the apocalypse—or at least your reusable water bottle. A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because rhinos deserve more than paperwork and panic.
Endangered Stats
- Rhinos are among the most endangered large mammals on Earth
- All five species are threatened, with the Javan and Sumatran rhinos listed as Critically Endangered
- Poaching and habitat loss are the biggest threats
- Conservationists are working tirelessly to prevent extinction—but the paperwork is literally on fire
Perfect For
- Eco-anxious humans who laugh through the chaos
- Conservationists who know the struggle is real (and wildly underfunded)
- Animal lovers who want their activism to stick—emotionally and literally
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while surrounded by metaphorical flames
Stick the myth. Stamp the burnout. Help rhinos stay wild, horned, and not mythical.
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
