“How to Handle a Bad Day” Pangolin Vinyl Sticker – Soon To Be Mythical
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a flowchart that asks, “Did you try your best?”—and whether the answer is yes or no, the solution is the same: curl up into a ball like a pangolin. It’s the ultimate emotional support sticker for anyone whose coping mechanism involves rolling into a metaphorical shell and ignoring emails.
With a vibrant satin finish and outdoor-grade durability, this sticker is built to survive bad days, worse weeks, and whatever existential dread you slap it on. A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because pangolins deserve more than pity and punchlines.
Endangered Stats
- Pangolins are the most trafficked mammal in the world
- All eight species are listed as Vulnerable to Critically Endangered
- Found in Asia and Africa, they’re hunted for their scales and meat
- Pangolins curl into a ball when threatened—nature’s anxiety burrito
- Conservation efforts are ongoing, but underfunded and urgent
Perfect For
- Eco-anxious humans who need a visual reminder to just curl up sometimes
- Conservationists with a dark sense of humor and a sticker addiction
- Animal lovers who want their activism to stick—literally and emotionally
- Anyone who’s ever answered “yes” and “no” to the same question in one breath
Stick the myth. Embrace the spiral. Help pangolins stay wild, scaled, and not mythical.
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
