🦜 Kakapo Field Drawing Hoodie

Evolution’s Favorite Mistake, Now in Hoodie Form

Meet the hoodie that mourns biodiversity with style: the Kakapo Field Drawing Hoodie from Soon To Be Mythical features a beautifully detailed field-style illustration of Strigops habroptilus, the world’s only flightless, nocturnal, and critically endangered parrot. It’s soft enough to cry in, durable enough to wear while yelling at deforestation, and warm enough for existential dread in drafty ecosystems.

🧵 Hoodie Specs

• 🛍️ Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and snack hoarding

• 🎯 Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit and dramatic exits

• ✂️ Seamless design for sleek lines and reduced fabric waste

• 🧶 Resilient cotton-poly blend for comfort, durability, and eco-anxiety naps

• 🦜 Field-style Kakapo graphic with its scientific name underneath

• Sizes available: S to 5XL

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

• Flex your Latin while grieving biodiversity

• Gallows humor meets wearable activism—because extinction isn’t funny, but we are

• Cozy enough for hot takes, cold habitats, and awkward bird facts

• A tribute to evolutionary misfits and ecological heartbreak

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about New Zealand’s green ghost:

• Critically Endangered: Fewer than 250 individuals remain, all monitored and named (yes, they’re that rare)

• Nocturnal & Flightless: Evolution gave it charm, forgot the survival manual

• Genetic Bottleneck: Conservationists are using AI and matchmaking to save the species—Tinder for parrots, basically

• Human Impact: Habitat destruction and invasive predators nearly wiped them out

• Conservation Support: A portion of every hoodie purchase goes to nonprofits protecting endangered species and restoring native ecosystems

🖤 Perfect For

• Bird nerds with a dark sense of humor

• Conservationists who appreciate tragic irony and warm hoodies

• Eco-anxious humans who know Strigops habroptilus deserves a second chance

• Anyone who’s ever felt flightless in a world full of predators

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to evolutionary weirdos. Because if the kakapo disappears, we lose more than a bird—we lose proof that awkwardness is worth saving. Let’s make extinction unfashionable.