Pallas’s Cat Punk Synth Tee – Soon To Be Mythical 100% Cotton
When you're a grumpy-faced, high-altitude feline with a dwindling population, forming a punk band is just self-care. This tee features a graphic of a Pallas’s Cat (Otocolobus manul) shredding on a synthesizer—because extinction deserves a soundtrack.
💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:
- Ethically made from ultra-soft cotton—ideal for headbanging through eco-anxiety
- Features a fun graphic of a Pallas’s Cat in full punk mode, complete with synth and existential flair
- Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
- A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting extinction (because cats can’t crowdsource)
📉 Endangered Stats:
- Near Threatened, with populations declining due to habitat loss and hunting
- Native to Central Asia’s cold, rocky steppes—basically the punk scene of the animal kingdom
- Known for its expressive face, thick fur, and solitary sass
- Threatened by climate change, human encroachment, and low reproductive rates
🦴 Perfect For:
- Conservationists who love their wildlife with attitude
- Animal lovers who think synth solos should be part of every survival strategy
- Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.
