Pallas’s Cat Punk Kids Tee
For kids who shred harder than their bedtime.
This tee features a gloriously grumpy Pallas’s cat rocking a synth in a punk band—because nothing says “endangered but still vibing” like feline side-eye and electronic rebellion. It’s soft, durable, and ready for snack-fueled mosh pits.
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
- Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Black & Athletic Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Tear-away label (because itchy necks are a crime)
- Printed with eco-friendly inks and maximum sass
Endangered Stats (aka Why This Cat Is Mad)
- Pallas’s cats live in Central Asia and look perpetually unimpressed.
- They’re endangered due to habitat loss, climate change, and illegal hunting.
- Their fluff is legendary. Their survival? Not guaranteed.
- A portion of every purchase helps real-life conservation heroes protect species like this majestic grump.
Perfect For
- Budding synth players and future band managers
- Kids who ask “Can I have a pet cloud?” (it’s a cat, not a cloud, but close)
- Tiny activists with big roars and even bigger wardrobes
- Parents who want their kids to wear something cooler than they ever did
Wear the myth. Save the species. Rock the synth.
