Soon To Be Mythical Beanie
The Soon To Be Mythical Beanie is more than just a hat—it’s a wearable smirk at the absurdity of our times. Made from a sustainable blend of 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic, this eco‑friendly, double‑layer knit beanie keeps your head warm while reminding the world that extinction isn’t just for animals—it’s for bad fashion choices, too. With the embroidered text Soon To Be Mythical front and center, it’s a crown for those who thrive on irony, chaos, and conservation.
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
The Soon To Be Mythical Beanie is tragically perfect because it embodies the same paradox as the creatures we’re trying to save: resilient yet vulnerable, iconic yet overlooked. It’s a beanie that laughs in the face of cold weather while quietly whispering, “everything you love is endangered.” Dark humor stitched into sustainable style—because if we can’t stop the apocalypse, we can at least accessorize for it.
Endangered Stats
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Over 1 million species worldwide are currently at risk of extinction, according to the UN.
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Iconic animals like elephants, sea turtles, and orangutans face threats from habitat loss, poaching, and climate change.
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Amphibians are among the most threatened groups, with nearly 40% of species at risk.
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A portion of every Soon To Be Mythical Beanie purchase is donated to vetted non‑profits that assist in the conservation of endangered species—because saving the planet’s weirdest and most wonderful creatures shouldn’t come with fine print.
Perfect For
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Conservationists who want their activism stitched into their wardrobe.
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Dark‑humor enthusiasts who like their warmth with a side of irony.
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Anyone who believes a beanie should do more than just cover bad hair days.
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People who want eco‑friendly fashion that supports real conservation efforts.
The Soon To Be Mythical Beanie is more than headwear—it’s a conversation starter, a conservation statement, and a wearable wink at the absurd. Warm, sustainable, and unapologetically odd, it crowns your head with chaos, humor, and a cause.
