🐬 Vaquita Field Drawing Hoodie

Soft Enough to Grieve, Tough Enough to Rage Against Extinction

The Vaquita Field Drawing Hoodie from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable eulogy for the world’s rarest marine mammal. Featuring a field-style illustration of Phocoena sinus, this hoodie wraps you in warmth while you mourn illegal fishing, shout at policy failures, and whisper sweet nothings to the last ten vaquitas left on Earth.

It’s cozy enough for shoreline vigils and durable enough for climate protests. Because if the vaquita disappears, we lose more than a porpoise—we lose proof that quiet creatures matter.

🧵 Hoodie Specs

• 🛍️ Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and snack hoarding

• 🎯 Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit and dramatic exits

• ✂️ Seamless design for sleek lines and reduced fabric waste

• 🧶 Resilient cotton-poly blend for comfort, durability, and eco-anxiety naps

• 🐬 Field-style vaquita graphic with its scientific name underneath

• Sizes available: S to 2XL

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

• Flex your Latin while grieving marine biodiversity

• Gallows humor meets wearable activism—because extinction isn’t funny, but we are

• Cozy enough for hot takes, cold tides, and porpoise puns

• A tribute to quiet brilliance and ecological heartbreak

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the ghost of the Gulf:

• Critically Endangered: Fewer than 10 individuals remain, all in the northern Gulf of California

• Bycatch Victim: Often caught in illegal gillnets meant for totoaba fish

• Shy & Solitary: Rarely seen, rarely heard, but deeply worth saving

• Human Impact: Poaching, habitat degradation, and weak enforcement have pushed them to the edge

• Conservation Support: A portion of every hoodie purchase goes to nonprofits protecting endangered species and restoring marine ecosystems

🖤 Perfect For

• Ocean nerds with a dark sense of humor

• Conservationists who appreciate tragic irony and warm hoodies

• Eco-anxious humans who know Phocoena sinus deserves a second chance

• Anyone who’s ever felt unheard in a noisy world

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to the quiet ones. Because if the vaquita disappears, we lose more than a species—we lose proof that small voices matter. Let’s make extinction unfashionable.