Hawaiian Nene Goose "Watch Me" Women’s V-neck Tee

The "Viral Dance" Success Story

Let’s be honest: If you were around in 2015, you had this song stuck in your head. But in Hawaii, the "Nene" has been trending for a few million years longer than the dance move.

Meet the comeback king of the islands: The Hawaiian Nene Goose.

This isn't your standard boxy tee. This is a soft, relaxed-fit women's V-neck featuring a charming graphic of the Nene—the world’s rarest goose—accompanied by the tragically catchy text: "watch me whip, watch me (Nene)" It’s the perfect blend of internet nostalgia and island biodiversity, turning a pun into a piece of wearable advocacy.

This light cotton (100% cotton; Heather colors are 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester) blend shirt is perfect for hiking volcanic trails, coastal strolls, or simply reminding everyone that the state bird of Hawaii is much cooler (and rarer) than your average park goose.

A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working in conservation—because while the Nene has made a historic recovery, they still need us to "watch" out for them on the roads and in the wild.

Endangered Stats

• Status: Vulnerable (A Success Story). The Nene was once the rarest goose in the world. In the 1950s, the population plummeted to just 30 individuals. Today, thanks to massive conservation efforts, there are over 3,000.

• The Evolution: They are descendants of Canada Geese that got lost, landed in Hawaii, and decided to stay. Over time, they evolved shorter wings and less webbing on their feet to better navigate jagged lava rocks.

• The Threat: Invasive predators (like mongooses, cats, and dogs) and "vessel strikes"—except on land. Car strikes are a major threat to Nene foraging near roads.

• The Reality: They are the only goose species remaining of the nine that once lived in the Hawaiian Islands. The other eight are already myths.

Perfect For

• People who still unironically do the "whip/nae nae" when no one is looking.

• Hawaii locals and visitors who know that Nene always have the right of way.

• Women who prefer a relaxed V-neck with a side of ornithological puns.

• Anyone who loves a good "back from the brink" conservation victory.

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Watch the bird, and postpone the myth.