Cranial Oddities – Soon To Be Mythical Hat Collection

Welcome to Cranial Oddities, the hat collection from Soon To Be Mythical that crowns your head with creatures so strange, they feel like evolution’s inside joke. From shoebill storks with death‑stares to pangolins armored like medieval tanks, each beanie and cap in Cranial Oddities is designed to keep you warm, weird, and wonderfully mythical.

Why It’s Oddly Perfect

Hats aren’t just for warmth—they’re conversation starters, shields against the void, and in our case, wearable tributes to animals teetering on the edge of legend. The Cranial Oddities collection blends eco‑friendly materials, double‑layer knits, and embroidery‑ready designs with a dose of gallows humor. Because if the world’s on fire, you might as well look mythical while you fan the flames.

Conservation with Every Cap

Each purchase from Cranial Oddities supports non‑profit organizations working to conserve endangered species. We’re transparent about where donations go—because saving the planet shouldn’t come with fine print. When you wear a Cranial Oddities hat, you’re not just keeping your head warm—you’re helping keep rare species from becoming myths.

Perfect For

• Conservationists who like their activism wearable.

• Dark‑humor enthusiasts who want their headgear to match their outlook.

• Anyone who believes a hat should do more than just cover bad hair days.

The Cranial Oddities hat collection from Soon To Be Mythical is where eco‑friendly fashion, endangered species, and unapologetic weirdness collide. Put one on, and crown yourself with chaos, conservation, and a little bit of myth.