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‘Alalā Shaped Pillow

$25.00

‘Alalā Shaped Pillow | Extinct in the Wild Hawaiian Crow Plush

Meet the home decor that is smarter than your other throw pillows: the ‘Alalā Shaped Pillow from Soon To Be Mythical. This isn't just a cushion; it's a huggable tribute to the Hawaiian Crow, a bird that has looked extinction in the eye and cawed loudly at it. Shaped like the Corvus hawaiiensis, this pillow captures the sleek, dark plumage and the intelligent, tool-using gaze of the ‘Alalā without the need for a reintroduction permit. It’s soft enough to squeeze when you realize they are extinct in the wild, majestic enough to be the smartest thing in your living room, and shaped perfectly for perching on your sofa.

Important: Due to shipping logistics (and the ‘Alalā's highly sensitive conservation status), this product is available in the US only.

🧵 Pillow Specs

☁️ 100% Soft Polyester: All the comfort, none of the loud vocalizations.
📏 3 Sizes Available: Small (10″), Medium (16″), Large (22")—from "fledgling" to "wise elder" (they can live a long time).
📐 Thickness: 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm) of plush support.
🎨 One-Sided Print: Features a detailed ‘Alalā graphic on the front, pure white on the back.
🤐 Sealed Design: No zipper to scratch your face while you nap.
🧼 Care: Spot wash with warm water (keep those feathers shiny).

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

  • The Tool User: The ‘Alalā is a genius. They naturally use sticks to pry food out of holes. This pillow doesn't use tools, but it is a tool for your emotional well-being.

  • Loud & Proud: Known for their raucous calls that sound like screaming, the ‘Alalā is the voice of the Hawaiian forest. This pillow offers all the presence with a convenient mute button.

  • Gallows Decor: A conversation starter that pivots from "Is that a raven?" to "Actually, it's an ‘Alalā, and they are currently Extinct in the Wild, surviving only in captivity and reintroduction zones" instantly.

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the Shadow of the Forest:

  • Extinct in the Wild: The species was declared extinct in the wild in 2002. Every single ‘Alalā alive today is a descendant of a tiny captive breeding population.

  • Reintroduction Struggles: Conservationists have tried releasing them back into the wild, but they face threats from the ‘Io (Hawaiian Hawk) and lack of survival skills. It's a tough world out there.

  • Ecological Role: They are crucial seed dispersers for native Hawaiian plants. Without them, the forest doesn't regenerate the same way.

  • Conservation Support: A portion of every pillow purchase goes to nonprofits working on captive breeding and predator-aversion training to help the ‘Alalā return home.

🖤 Perfect For
  • Corvid lovers (crows, ravens) who want the rarest one.

  • People who love a dramatic comeback story.

  • Goths who prefer their tropical decor to be all black.

  • US-based fans of weird, wonderful, and vulnerable wildlife.

Hug it like a bird you're trying to teach how to be wild. Because if the ‘Alalā disappears, the Hawaiian forest loses its smartest gardener. Let’s keep the cages open and help Postpone the Myth.

Size

Estimated delivery times - Typically 1-3 days for production, 3-8 business days for US shipping. See shipping policy for additional details