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Blackchin Guitarfish Shaped Pillow

$25.00

Blackchin Guitarfish Shaped Pillow | Critically Endangered Ray Plush

Meet the home decor that looks like a musical instrument but is actually a critically endangered ray: the Blackchin Guitarfish Shaped Pillow from Soon To Be Mythical. This isn't just a cushion; it's a huggable tribute to the "Rhino Rays" of the Atlantic. Shaped like the Glaucostegus cemiculus, this pillow captures the distinct guitar-like silhouette and the dark smudge on the chin without the need for an aquarium. It’s soft enough to squeeze when you realize how rare they are, cool enough to be the most "rock and roll" item in your house, and shaped perfectly for strumming (air guitar style) or just resting your head.

Important: Due to shipping logistics (and the Guitarfish's specific coastal habitat), this product is available in the US only.

🧵 Pillow Specs

☁️ 100% Soft Polyester: All the comfort, none of the bycatch.
📏 3 Sizes Available: Small (10″), Medium (16″), Large (22")—from "ukulele" to "bass guitar" sized.
📐 Thickness: 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm) of plush support.
🎨 One-Sided Print: Features a detailed Blackchin Guitarfish graphic on the front, pure white on the back.
🤐 Sealed Design: No zipper to scratch your face while you nap.
🧼 Care: Spot wash with warm water (they are bottom dwellers, but keep the pillow clean).

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

  • Literal Air Guitar: It is shaped like a guitar. You can hold it like a guitar. But please don't try to tune it; it's a fish.

  • The "Shark-Ray" Vibe: It has the body of a shark and the wings of a ray. It's the best of both worlds, packaged in a shape that fits perfectly along your spine for lumbar support.

  • Gallows Decor: A conversation starter that pivots from "Is that a toy guitar?" to "Actually, it's a Blackchin Guitarfish, and they are disappearing from the Eastern Atlantic due to unregulated fishing" instantly.

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the Rhino Ray:

  • Critically Endangered: The Blackchin Guitarfish is one of the most threatened marine species in the world.

  • The Fins: They are heavily targeted for their fins (which fetch high prices), making them a victim of the global shark fin trade.

  • Slow Life: They grow slow and reproduce late, which means they can't bounce back fast enough from overfishing.

  • Conservation Support: A portion of every pillow purchase goes to nonprofits working to monitor fisheries and establish marine protected areas for Rhino Rays.

🖤 Perfect For
  • Musicians who care about marine biology.

  • People who love animals that look like man-made objects.

  • Anyone who wants to "shred" (metaphorically) on a fish.

  • US-based fans of weird, wonderful, and vulnerable wildlife.

Hug it like a solo you don't want to end. Because if the Blackchin Guitarfish disappears, the ocean loses its rhythm section. Let’s keep the Atlantic wild and help Postpone the Myth.

Size

Estimated delivery times - Typically 1-3 days for production, 3-8 business days for US shipping. See shipping policy for additional details