Colossal Squid Shaped Pillow | Giant Deep Sea Squid Plush

The "Release the Kraken" Plush

Meet the home decor that stares back with eyes the size of dinner plates: the Colossal Squid Shaped Pillow from Soon To Be Mythical. This isn't just a cushion; it's a huggable tribute to the heavyweight champion of the invertebrate world. Shaped like the massive Mesonychoteuthis hamiltoni of the Antarctic deep, this pillow captures the stout mantle, massive fins, and fearsome tentacles without the rotating hooks shredding your sofa. It’s soft enough to squeeze (even if the real one would crush you), intimidating enough to ward off ships, and shaped perfectly for lurking in the depths of your bedsheets.

Important: Due to shipping logistics (and the Squid's specific deep-sea habitat), this product is available in the US only.

🧵 Pillow Specs

☁️ 100% Soft Polyester: All the comfort, none of the ammonia-rich flesh.
📏 3 Sizes Available: Small (10″), Medium (16″), Large (22")—from "cute" to "sea monster." 
📐 Thickness: 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm) of plush support.
🎨 One-Sided Print: Features a detailed Colossal Squid graphic on the front, pure white on the back.
🤐 Sealed Design: No zipper to scratch your face while you nap.
🧼 Care: Spot wash with warm water (they are used to cold, but warm is fine for the pillow).

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

• Eye See You: The Colossal Squid has the largest eyes in the animal kingdom (up to 11 inches across). This pillow is excellent for winning staring contests.

• Hooks > Suckers: Unlike their Giant Squid cousins who use suckers, Colossal Squids use swiveling hooks. This pillow features the image of those hooks, proving you appreciate nature's metal side.

• Gallows Decor: A conversation starter that pivots from "Is that a squid?" to "Actually, it's a Colossal Squid, and they live in the freezing darkness of Antarctica fighting Sperm Whales" instantly.

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the Abyssal Giant:

• Status: Currently Least Concern, but "Data Deficient" is the real vibe. We know so little about them because they live so deep.

• The Threat: They rely heavily on the Antarctic Toothfish (Chilean Sea Bass) for food. Overfishing of Toothfish and climate change warming the Antarctic waters threaten their food supply.

• The Weight: They are shorter than Giant Squids but much heavier and stouter. The true tank of the ocean.

• Conservation Support: A portion of every pillow purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect Antarctic marine sanctuaries and regulate sustainable fishing in the Southern Ocean.

🖤 Perfect For

• Thalassophiles who love the scary parts of the ocean.

• Jules Verne fans who want to re-enact 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

• Anyone who needs a hug from ten arms at once.

• US-based fans of weird, wonderful, and vulnerable wildlife.

Hug it like a sea monster dragging you into the abyss (cozily). Because if the Colossal Squid disappears, the deep sea loses its king. Let’s keep the Southern Ocean frozen and help Postpone the Myth.