Loggerhead Sea Turtle Shaped Pillow | Endangered Sea Turtle Plush
Meet the home decor that is famously stubborn and built like a tank: the Loggerhead Sea Turtle Shaped Pillow from Soon To Be Mythical. This isn't just a cushion; it's a huggable tribute to the turtle named for its massive noggin. Shaped like the Caretta caretta, this pillow captures the reddish-brown shell and that distinctively large head without the bone-crushing jaw strength. It’s soft enough to squeeze when you're feeling hard-headed, majestic enough to anchor your living room, and shaped perfectly for resting your own heavy head after a long day of navigating the currents.
Important: Due to shipping logistics (and the Turtle's specific migratory habitat), this product is available in the US only.
🧵 Pillow Specs
☁️ 100% Soft Polyester: All the comfort, none of the barnacles.
📏 3 Sizes Available: Small (10″), Medium (16″), Large (22")—from "hatchling" to "ocean wanderer."
📐 Thickness: 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm) of plush support.
🎨 One-Sided Print: Features a detailed Loggerhead Sea Turtle graphic on the front, pure white on the back.
🤐 Sealed Design: No zipper to scratch your face while you nap.
🧼 Care: Spot wash with warm water (they travel thousands of miles, but keep the pillow at home).
💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect
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Big Head Energy: They are named "Loggerheads" because they have massive heads to support their crushing jaws. This pillow celebrates having a big head (literally or metaphorically).
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The Crushinator: In the wild, they crush conch shells and crabs like popcorn. This pillow looks tough but is actually a softie—just like you on the inside.
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Gallows Decor: A conversation starter that pivots from "Nice turtle!" to "Actually, it's a Loggerhead, and they get caught in fishing nets by the thousands because they can't see them" instantly.
📉 Endangered Stats
Let’s talk about the Hard Head:
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Vulnerable: While they are the most common sea turtle in US waters, they are still threatened globally by pollution and bycatch.
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Nesting Giant: Florida beaches host one of the largest nesting aggregations of Loggerheads in the world.
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The Jaws: Their jaws are strong enough to crack open a queen conch. Do not put your finger in a real Loggerhead's mouth. (The pillow is safe).
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Conservation Support: A portion of every pillow purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect nesting beaches and reduce light pollution that confuses hatchlings.
🖤 Perfect For
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People who have been called "hard-headed" or stubborn.
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Floridians who watch the nesting season every year.
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Anyone who appreciates a turtle that can crunch through problems.
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US-based fans of weird, wonderful, and vulnerable wildlife.
Hug it like a rock in a stormy ocean. Because if the Loggerhead Sea Turtle disappears, the ocean loses its toughest traveler. Let’s keep the beaches dark and