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Psychedelic Earth Tiger Shaped Pillow

$25.00

Psychedelic Earth Tiger Shaped Pillow – The "Spicy Cuddle" Buddy

Psychedelic Earth Tiger Shaped Pillow

The "Forbidden Fuzzy" Plush

Meet the home decor that offers all the beauty of an exotic tarantula without the threat of a medically significant bite: the Psychedelic Earth Tiger Shaped Pillow from Soon To Be Mythical. This isn't just a cushion; it's a huggable tribute to the Electric Blue Earth Tiger (Chilobrachys natanicharum), a spider so vibrant it looks like it crawled out of a neon dream. Shaped like the famous Southeast Asian tarantula, this pillow captures the metallic blue legs and iridescent sheen without the "Old World" attitude. It’s soft enough to squeeze (which you should never do to the real one), cool enough to shock your guests, and shaped perfectly for guarding your couch.

Important: Due to shipping logistics (and the Spider's specific mangrove habitat), this product is available in the US only.

🧵 Pillow Specs

☁️ 100% Soft Polyester: All the comfort, none of the venom.
📏 3 Sizes Available: Small (10″), Medium (16″), Large (22")—from "spiderling" to "boss fight size."
📐 Thickness: 3″–5″ (7.6–12.7 cm) of plush support.
🎨 One-Sided Print: Features a detailed Psychedelic Earth Tiger graphic on the front, pure white on the back.
🤐 Sealed Design: No zipper to scratch your face while you nap.
🧼 Care: Spot wash with warm water (easier than maintaining a humidity-controlled terrarium).

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

  • The "Look But Don't Touch" Paradox: In real life, Earth Tigers are fast, defensive, and have potent venom. This pillow lets you finally hug the spicy friend you've always admired from a distance.

  • Neon Goth Aesthetic: With its electric blue and violet hues, it’s the perfect pop of color for people who wear mostly black but appreciate a good rave (or a good spider).

  • Gallows Decor: A conversation starter that pivots from "Is that a fake spider?" to "Actually, it's a Chilobrachys natanicharum, and it lives in Thai mangroves that are being destroyed for charcoal production" instantly.

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the Neon Eight-Legged Wonder:

  • Vulnerable: Like many tarantulas, they are threatened by habitat loss and the international pet trade.

  • Recent Discovery: This specific electric blue species was only formally described by science very recently (2023), proving we are still finding magic in the mud.

  • Habitat Specialist: They live in the hollows of mangrove trees in Thailand. Destruction of mangroves for agriculture leaves them homeless.

  • Conservation Support: A portion of every pillow purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect Southeast Asian mangrove forests and regulate the ethical wildlife trade.

🖤 Perfect For
  • Arachnophobes trying "exposure therapy" (results may vary).

  • Tarantula keepers who know better than to touch their real pets.

  • People who love animals that look like they are glowing in the dark.

  • US-based fans of weird, wonderful, and vulnerable wildlife.

Hug it like a creature that would usually teleport away from you. Because if the Psychedelic Earth Tiger disappears, the mangroves lose their most electrifying resident. Let’s keep the forests wild and help Postpone the Myth.com

Size

Estimated delivery times - Typically 1-3 days for production, 3-8 business days for US shipping. See shipping policy for additional details