Pangolin “Wake Me Up When It’s Over” Bumper Sticker – 7.5" x 3.75"
Because when the world’s on fire and extinction is trending, sometimes the only sane response is to curl up and nap through it. Featuring a pangolin in full defensive ball mode with the text “Wake Me Up When It’s Over,” this sticker is printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks and built to last—water, scratch, and UV resistant with a smooth matte finish that makes the sarcasm pop.
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This bumper sticker doesn’t just cling to your car—it clings to the last shred of hope for species on the brink. Whether slapped on your bumper, laptop, or emotional support water bottle, it’s built to endure—unlike the pangolin’s habitat, which is disappearing faster than your will to attend another Zoom meeting.
Endangered Stats
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Status: All eight pangolin species are threatened, with some critically endangered.
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Threats: Illegal wildlife trade, deforestation, and being the unfortunate mascot of misinformation.
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Not-So-Fun Fact: Pangolins are the most trafficked mammal in the world, despite their armor and introverted charm. A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species and their habitats. So yes, your sticker is doing more than just looking fabulous—it’s fighting extinction one sarcastic decal at a time.
Perfect For
- Conservationists with a sense of humor
- Cars that need a personality upgrade
- People who like their activism with a side of snark
- Anyone who’s ever said “Wake me when the planet stops unraveling”
Stick it. Flaunt it. Save something.
