Black Shoebill Stork Fleece-Lined Socks

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Judging Your Life Decisions

The Shoebill Stork Fleece-Lined Socks from Soon To Be Mythical are designed for anyone facing the day with cozy feet and a healthy respect for birds that look like velociraptors. These incredibly soft black socks feature an all-over gray print of the Shoebill Stork—the terrifying, magnificent avian marvel known for its thousand-yard death stare and massive, ancient-looking bill.

The deep fleece lining offers crucial warmth for when the planet decides to give us all the cold shoulder. Wear them while working, bird-watching, or simply trying to make eye contact with your own reflection.

🧵 Sock Specs

🧦 Black socks with all-over gray Shoebill Stork pattern.
❄️ Fleece-lined interior for extra warmth and softness—survival-grade coziness.
📐 All-over sublimation print covering the entire sock with maximum mythical-ness.
🚶 Crew length with ribbed tube for a secure fit, because no one likes a slouching sock when fleeing a predator.
☁️ Cushioned bottoms and 95% polyester/5% spandex blend for stretch and comfort.
📏 Available in three unisex regular fit sizes.

🌍 Why We Love Shoebills (and Real Endangered Species)

Let's be honest: The Shoebill Stork is barely real. Standing almost 5 feet tall with a face that says, "I am the ancient one," this vulnerable bird of prey is a genuine living dinosaur native to the wetlands of East Africa.

Losing the Shoebill means losing a biological marvel. Your purchase helps fund the people who are fighting to protect this magnificent, terrifying bird and its shrinking habitat. We think anything that looks this aggressively cool deserves to stick around.

🖤 Perfect For

Anyone who appreciates birds with an attitude problem. People who love dinosaurs but are more worried about real, vulnerable avian creatures. Biologists, scientists, and activists with a flair for terrifying wildlife. Wearing while maintaining an unblinking, unsettling presence in the office.

Note: Due to the sublimation printing process, a slight color discrepancy may be visible on the side seams of the socks.