🌑 Gray Mothman Fleece-Lined Socks

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Forecasting Catastrophe

The Mothman Fleece-Lined Socks from Soon To Be Mythical are designed for anyone facing the future with cozy feet and a healthy dose of skepticism. These incredibly soft gray socks feature an all-over print of Mothman—the legendary cryptid who appears right before things go horribly wrong.

The soft fleece lining offers crucial warmth for when the planet decides to give us all the cold shoulder. Wear them while waiting for a bridge collapse, protesting the next disaster, or simply pretending you didn't see that strange shape in the sky last night.

🧵 Sock Specs

🧦 Gray socks with all-over Mothman pattern.
❄️ Fleece-lined interior for extra warmth and softness—survival-grade coziness.
📐 All-over sublimation print covering the entire sock with maximum mythical-ness.
🚶 Crew length with ribbed tube for a secure fit, because no one likes a slouching sock when fleeing a disaster.
☁️ Cushioned bottoms and 95% polyester/5% spandex blend for stretch and comfort.
📏 Available in three unisex regular fit sizes.

🌍 Why We Love Mothman (and Real Endangered Species)

Let's be honest: Mothman may not be real. But that doesn't mean he can't help the mythical creatures who are.

While Mothman is busy flying under the radar, real-life marvels like the Pangolin, the Axolotl, and the Sumatran Rhino are fading into genuine myth. Your purchase helps fund the people who are fighting to keep these actual endangered species alive. Mothman is our mascot for the impending doom we're trying to postpone.

🖤 Perfect For

Paranormal enthusiasts and doomsday preppers. Anyone who believes in cryptids but is more worried about habitat loss. Activist skeptics with a flair for environmental dread. Wearing while watching the news and muttering, "I knew it."

Note: Due to the sublimation printing process, a slight color discrepancy may be visible on the side seams of the socks.