Green Blob Fish Fleece-Lined Socks

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Complaining About Decompression

The Green Blobfish Fleece-Lined Socks from Soon To Be Mythical are designed for anyone who feels severely misunderstood. These incredibly soft green socks feature an all-over black print of the iconic Blobfish—a creature that only looks eternally sad because humans dragged it from its deep-sea home. Talk about tragic.

The deep fleece lining offers crucial warmth for when the planet decides to give us all the cold shoulder. Wear them while advocating for deep-sea protection, or simply stewing quietly in your own pressurized, underwater world of introversion.

🧵 Sock Specs

🧦 Green socks with all-over black Blobfish pattern.
❄️ Fleece-lined interior for extra warmth and softness—survival-grade coziness.
📐 All-over sublimation print covering the entire sock with maximum mythical-ness.
🚶Crew length with ribbed tube for a secure fit, because deep sea life needs stability.
☁️ Cushioned bottoms and 95% polyester/5% spandex blend for stretch and comfort.
📏 Available in three unisex regular fit sizes.

🌍 Why We Love Blobfish (The Real Sad Creature)

The Blobfish is the poster child for being unfairly judged. Its signature gloomy appearance is entirely a product of the surface world; at its natural depth, it looks like a normal, if slightly gelatinous, fish. The problem isn't the fish; it's the deep-sea trawlers that drag it up.

Losing the Blobfish means losing a key species in a vulnerable, largely unknown ecosystem. Your purchase helps fund the people who are fighting to protect the true habitat of the deep-sea, far away from the pressures of human interference.

🖤 Perfect For

Anyone who feels like they don't quite belong on the surface. Lovers of bizarre marine life and misunderstood creatures. Activists concerned about deep-sea mining and trawling practices. Wearing while enjoying the comforting pressure of a quiet, dark room.

Note: Due to the sublimation printing process, a slight color discrepancy may be visible on the side seams of the socks.