Purple Axolotl Fleece-Lined Socks

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Re-spawning Limbs

The Purple Axolotl Fleece-Lined Socks from Soon To Be Mythical are designed for anyone facing the apocalypse with perpetually cheerful feet. These incredibly soft light purple socks feature an all-over pink happy axolotl face print of the Axolotl—the perpetually smiling, real-life amphibian that scientists desperately need to figure out before it fades into legend.

The soft fleece lining offers crucial warmth for when the planet decides to give us all the cold shoulder. Wear them while working, advocating for conservation, or simply contemplating your life choices with an unsettlingly positive attitude.

🧵 Sock Specs

🧦 Light purple socks with all-over pink happy Axolotl pattern.
❄️ Fleece-lined interior for extra warmth and softness—survival-grade coziness.
📐 All-over sublimation print covering the entire sock with maximum mythical-ness.
🚶 Crew length with ribbed tube for a secure fit, because you need stability while regenerating.
☁️ Cushioned bottoms and 95% polyester/5% spandex blend for stretch and comfort.
📏 Available in three unisex regular fit sizes.

🌍 Why We Love Axolotls (The Real Regenerative Wonder)

The Axolotl is the closest thing to a mythical creature we have left. Found only in a few lakes near Mexico City, this incredible creature has the power to regenerate entire limbs, parts of its brain, and even its spinal cord without scarring.

Losing the Axolotl means losing a biological marvel. Your purchase helps fund the people who are fighting to keep this bizarre, regenerative wonder from disappearing forever.

🖤 Perfect For

Anyone facing existential dread with an aggressively optimistic demeanor. Amphibian enthusiasts and regenerative medicine researchers. People who appreciate cute, gilled creatures on the brink. Wearing while hoping for the planet's own power of self-healing.

Note: Due to the sublimation printing process, a slight color discrepancy may be visible on the side seams of the socks.