Red Pangolin Fleece-Lined Socks

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Rolling into a Ball

The Red Pangolin Fleece-Lined Socks from Soon To Be Mythical are designed for anyone who needs to be cozy while battling existential dread. These incredibly soft red socks feature an all-over brown print of the Pangolin curled into a protective ball—the shy, scaly mammal that looks like a walking pinecone and holds the grim title of the world's most trafficked animal.

The soft fleece lining offers crucial warmth for when the planet decides to give us all the cold shoulder. Wear them while working, advocating for wildlife, or simply curling up into an (admittedly soft) ball of existential worry.

🧵 Sock Specs

🧦 Red socks with all-over brown Pangolin pattern of curled-up balls.
❄️ Fleece-lined interior for extra warmth and softness—survival-grade coziness.
📐 All-over sublimation print covering the entire sock with maximum mythical-ness.
🚶 Crew length with ribbed tube for a secure fit, because you need stability while regenerating.
☁️ Cushioned bottoms and 95% polyester/5% spandex blend for stretch and comfort.
📏 Available in three unisex regular fit sizes.

🌍 Why We Love Pangolins (The Real Fantasy Creature)

Pangolins are the real-life fantasy creatures we need to protect. These gentle, scaly beings instinctively roll into an adorable ball for defense, which is heartbreakingly ineffective against human poachers. They are the only mammal covered in scales and are essential for pest control and soil aeration.

Losing the Pangolin is losing one of nature's most unique, tragic, and sweet animals. Your purchase helps fund the people who are fighting to keep these armored sweethearts from vanishing forever. Wear the armor, fight the apathy.

🖤 Perfect For

Anyone who supports the most endangered and trafficked mammals. People who appreciate shy, quiet creatures who just want to be left alone. Activists who know that silent critters need the loudest advocates. Wearing while contemplating the irony of human nature.

Note: Due to the sublimation printing process, a slight color discrepancy may be visible on the side seams of the socks.