🌿 Turquoise Axolotl Fleece-Lined Socks

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Re-spawning Limbs

The Axolotl Fleece-Lined Socks from Soon To Be Mythical are designed for anyone facing the apocalypse with perpetually cheerful feet. These soft, cozy turquoise socks feature an all-over black print of the Axolotl—the perpetually smiling, real-life amphibian that scientists desperately need to figure out before it fades into legend.

The soft fleece lining offers crucial warmth for when the planet decides to give us all the cold shoulder. Wear them while working, protesting, or simply pretending everything is fine. Every pair funds the conservation of the magnificent, tragically hip creatures who are still fighting for existence outside of pet stores.

🧵 Sock Specs

🧦 Turquoise socks with all-over black Axolotl pattern.
❄️ Fleece-lined interior for extra warmth and softness—survival-grade coziness.
📐 All-over sublimation print covering the entire sock with maximum mythical-ness.
🚶 Crew length with ribbed tube for a secure fit, because no one likes a slouching sock when fleeing a disaster.
☁️ Cushioned bottoms and 95% polyester/5% spandex blend for stretch and comfort.
📏 Available in three unisex regular fit sizes.

🌍 Why We Love Axolotls (and Their Limbs)

The Axolotl is the closest thing to a mythical creature we have left. Found only in a few lakes near Mexico City, this incredible creature has the power to regenerate entire limbs, parts of its brain, and even its spinal cord without scarring.

Losing the Axolotl means losing a biological marvel. Your purchase helps fund the people who are fighting to keep this bizarre, regenerative wonder from disappearing forever.

🖤 Perfect For

Eco-anxious humans whose spirit animal has gills. Anyone who needs extra warmth while facing the cold, hard truths of the planet. Biologists, scientists, and activists with a flair for aquatic drama. Wearing around the house while re-reading existential philosophy.

Note: Due to the sublimation printing process, a slight color discrepancy may be visible on the side seams of the socks.