Blue Whale Field Drawing Tee 100% Cotton

Why It’s Tragically Perfect

This tee features a field-style sketch of the majestic Balaenoptera musculus—the blue whale, Earth’s largest animal and one of its most endangered. Printed on ultra-soft, breathable cotton, it’s gentle on your skin (unlike sonar blasts and ship strikes on whales). Gallows humor meets oceanic heartbreak: wear it ironically, support it sincerely. A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because whales don’t have lobbyists, but you have a wardrobe.

Endangered Stats

• Blue whales can grow up to 100 feet long and weigh 200 tons—basically a swimming skyscraper
• Listed as Endangered by the IUCN due to commercial whaling, climate change, and ocean noise
• Population recovering slowly, but still fewer than 25,000 remain globally
• Threatened by ship collisions, plastic pollution, and declining krill populations (their main food source)

Perfect For

• Ocean lovers who know the difference between a whale and a fish
• Conservationists with a dark sense of humor and a soft spot for megafauna
• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
• People who believe extinction should come with a punchline and a plan

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.