“I Love Animals More Than People” Hoodie

For the Socially Exhausted and Ecologically Obsessed

The “I Love Animals More Than People” Hoodie from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable boundary, a soft barricade, and a bold declaration of priorities. Whether you’re dodging small talk at the clinic, side-eyeing humanity’s carbon footprint, or just vibing with a wombat documentary, this hoodie says what you’re thinking—loudly, and in ethically sourced cotton-poly blend.

No graphic. No fluff. Just the truth in text.

🧵 Hoodie Specs

• 🛍️ Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth, snacks, or hiding your feelings

• 🎯 Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit and dramatic exits

• ✂️ Seamless design for sleek lines and reduced fabric waste

• 🧶 Resilient cotton-poly blend for comfort, durability, and eco-anxiety naps

• 🐾 Bold text design: “I Love Animals More Than People”

• Sizes available: S to 5XL

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

• Gallows humor meets wearable activism—because extinction isn’t funny, but we are

• Cozy enough for hot takes, cold forests, and awkward conservation fundraisers

• A tribute to introverts, animal lovers, and the emotionally endangered

• A portion of every purchase supports wildlife conservation and habitat restoration

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the bigger picture:

• 🌍 Over 42,000 species are currently listed as threatened or endangered

• 🐘 Human activity—deforestation, pollution, climate change, and poaching—is the leading cause

• 🧬 Biodiversity loss destabilizes ecosystems, food chains, and global health

• 🛑 Conservation efforts are underfunded, under-supported, and urgently needed

• 💚 Your purchase helps fund nonprofits working to protect endangered species and restore habitats

🖤 Perfect For

• Animal lovers with a dark sense of humor

• Conservationists who prefer creatures to crowds

• Eco-anxious humans who know extinction is a people problem

• Anyone who’s ever felt more emotionally aligned with a pangolin than a politician

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to the non-human world. Because if we don’t protect what’s left, we’ll be the punchline of our own extinction joke. Let’s make apathy unfashionable.