Pangolin Field Drawing Hoodie

Armor-Plated, Endangered, and Weirdly Perfect

The Pangolin Field Drawing Hoodie from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable tribute to the world’s most trafficked mammal—and one of its most misunderstood. Featuring a field-style illustration of Manis spp., this hoodie wraps you in warmth while you mourn illegal wildlife trade, explain keratin scales to strangers, and defend the right to be weird and endangered.

It’s cozy enough for conservation conferences and durable enough for jungle treks, airport protests, or just crying in your car after reading the latest poaching stats.

🧵 Hoodie Specs

• 🛍️ Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and snack hoarding

• 🎯 Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit and dramatic exits

• ✂️ Seamless design for sleek lines and reduced fabric waste

• 🧶 Resilient cotton-poly blend for comfort, durability, and eco-anxiety naps

• 🦔 Field-style pangolin graphic with its scientific name underneath

• Sizes available: S to 2XL

💚 Why It’s Tragically Perfect

• Flex your Latin while grieving biodiversity

• Gallows humor meets wearable activism—because extinction isn’t funny, but we are

• Cozy enough for hot takes, cold forests, and awkward conservation lectures

• A tribute to armored elegance and ecological heartbreak

📉 Endangered Stats

Let’s talk about the scaled ghost of the forest:

• Critically Endangered: Hunted for meat and scales, despite zero scientific evidence of medicinal value

• Keratin Armor: Covered in scales made of the same stuff as your nails—just way cooler

• Solitary & Nocturnal: Rolls into a ball when threatened, which is relatable

• Human Impact: Rampant poaching and habitat loss have decimated populations across Asia and Africa

• Conservation Support: A portion of every hoodie purchase goes to nonprofits protecting endangered species and restoring native ecosystems

🖤 Perfect For

• Wildlife nerds with a dark sense of humor

• Conservationists who appreciate tragic irony and warm hoodies

• Eco-anxious humans who know Manis deserves a second chance

• Anyone who’s ever felt armored, endangered, or misunderstood

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to the scaled introverts. Because if the pangolin disappears, we lose more than a mammal—we lose proof that quiet resilience is worth saving. Let’s make extinction unfashionable.