Pangolin "I'm Fine" Color Accent Mug

When you're curled up in existential dread but still need your caffeine fix, this Soon To Be Mythical mug gets it. Featuring a pangolin rolled into a tight ball whispering “I’m fine” on both sides, it’s the perfect blend of tragic realism and glossy sarcasm—just like your morning routine.

☕ Why It’s Tragically Perfect

With a sleek black accent and glossy finish, this 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug delivers your daily dose of “don’t talk to me” with endangered flair. Whether you're sipping coffee, tea, or the tears of climate denial, this mug makes your desk a protest zone with a handle.

🦔 Endangered Stats

• Most trafficked mammal in the world—hunted for scales and meat

• All eight species are threatened, with several critically endangered

• Protected by international law, yet still heavily poached

• Habitat loss and illegal trade are driving rapid population decline

• A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect pangolins and other endangered species

🎁 Perfect For

• Conservationists with a caffeine addiction

• Animal lovers who appreciate dark humor

• Eco-warriors who want their mugs to speak louder than words

• Anyone who’s “fine” but clearly not

Sip with purpose. Sulk with style. Save a species—one sarcastic sip at a time.