“Soon To Be Mythical” Kids Tee – Propaganda Department Edition
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This tee lets your kid join the misinformation campaign against extinction—adorably. Featuring the bold “Soon To Be Mythical” text from our Propaganda Department, it’s perfect for tiny truth-tellers with big opinions and even bigger sticker collections. Soft, durable, and ready for recess rebellions or snack-time existential crises.
A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because even the smallest humans can help keep the wild from becoming just a bedtime story.
Heather Colors: 52% Cotton / 48% Polyester Black & Athletic Heather: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester Tear-Away Label | Ethically Made | Conservation-Funded
Endangered Stats
- Over 1 million species are at risk of extinction due to human activity
- Habitat loss, climate change, and pollution are accelerating the crisis
- Conservation efforts are underfunded and urgently needed
- This shirt won’t save the planet—but it might spark a future activist
Perfect For
- Kids who ask “why” too much (and we love them for it)
- Parents raising conservationists with a sense of humor
- Birthday gifts, school events, or just everyday rebellion
- Anyone who thinks saving species should start young—and stylish
Start ‘em early. Dress ‘em boldly. Help make our brand name a complete and utter lie.
