Pangolin Reading Jersey Tee – “Memoirs of a Myth” 100% Cotton
Meet the pangolin: nature’s armored introvert and the most trafficked mammal on Earth. On this tee, it’s doing what any self-aware endangered species would—reading its own obituary. Memoirs of a Myth is the title, and yes, it’s painfully accurate.
💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:
- Ethically made from ultra-soft cotton—gentle on your skin, unlike humanity on pangolins
- Features an illustration of a pangolin reading Memoirs of a Myth—because irony is our love language
- Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
- A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting extinction (because pangolins can’t start GoFundMes)
📉 Endangered Stats:
- All eight pangolin species are threatened; the Chinese Pangolin is critically endangered
- Hunted for their scales and meat, despite zero scientific evidence of medicinal value
- Victims of illegal wildlife trade—millions trafficked annually
- Native to Asia and Africa, but disappearing faster than your faith in humanity
🦴 Perfect For:
- Conservationists with a dark sense of humor
- Animal lovers who know their IUCN categories
- Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.
