Red Panda Tricycle Jersey Tee – 100% Cotton

Because when your species is down to a few thousand, you might as well ride out the apocalypse in style.

Why It’s Tragically Perfect

This ultra-soft, 100% cotton unisex tee features a line drawing of a red panda (Ailurus fulgens) doing what any emotionally resilient mammal would: riding a tricycle like it’s the last bamboo on Earth. Equal parts adorable and existential, this shirt is a wearable reminder that conservation can be cute, chaotic, and deeply ironic. A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because red pandas deserve more than just internet fame and extinction anxiety.

Endangered Stats 🐾

• Endangered – Fewer than 10,000 red pandas remain in the wild, with some estimates as low as 2,500.
• Habitat Loss – Nearly 50% of their Himalayan forest habitat has vanished due to deforestation, agriculture, and development.
• Diet Drama – They eat almost exclusively bamboo, but only the tender shoots and leaves—making them picky eaters in a shrinking buffet.
• Not Actually Pandas – Despite the name, they’re closer to raccoons than their black-and-white namesakes.
• Poaching & Traps – Often caught in snares meant for other animals, and hunted for their distinctive pelts.

Perfect For

• Animal lovers with a flair for the absurd
• Conservationists, cyclists, and chaos enthusiasts
• Earth Day gifts that say “cute, endangered, and slightly unhinged”
• Anyone who believes extinction should at least come with good merch

Wear the rare. Fund the fight. And let’s keep the red panda pedaling toward survival—one tricycle at a time.