Saiga Antelope Yearbook Jersey Tee
Because nothing says “survival” like a snout that screams Dyson. This 100% cotton tee features the Saiga antelope’s yearbook superlative in all its awkward glory. With a nose that looks like it wandered off a home appliance shelf, the Saiga is nature’s reminder that evolution has a sense of humor—and a warning label.
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This shirt is soft, breathable, and absurdly relatable. Whether you’re dodging extinction or just dodging small talk, it’s the perfect uniform for those who thrive on gallows humor and cryptid-level charm. Bonus: it pairs well with existential dread and eco-anxiety.
Endangered Stats
Once down to just 48,000 individuals in 2005, the Saiga antelope (Saiga tatarica) has clawed its way back to 1.9 million across Eurasia, thanks to fierce conservation efforts. Reclassified from Critically Endangered to Near Threatened in 2023, the Saiga’s comeback is rare—but still fragile. Threats like poaching, disease, and habitat loss remain, especially in places like Uzbekistan where it’s still considered critically endangered.
Perfect For
- Conservation nerds with a dark sense of humor
- Cryptid collectors and extinction-aware fashionistas
- Anyone who’s ever felt like a misunderstood vacuum
A portion of every purchase goes directly to nonprofits working to protect endangered species like the Saiga. Because if we’re going to laugh at the brink—we better be funding the rescue.
