Soon To Be Mythical Bumper Sticker – 7.5" x 3.75"
Bold. Durable. Slightly unhinged. This bumper sticker doesn’t just cling to your car—it clings to the last shred of hope for species on the brink. Featuring the Soon To Be Mythical logo and printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks, it’s water, scratch, and UV resistant with a smooth matte finish that makes your message pop like a conservationist at a climate summit.
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
Because nothing says “I care” like a sticker that survives five years of road trips while half the planet’s wildlife doesn’t. Whether slapped on your bumper, laptop, or reusable coffin, it’s built to endure—unlike the 1 million species currently threatened with extinction.
Endangered Stats
Let’s get grim:
- Over 1 million species are at risk of extinction due to habitat loss, climate change, and human activity.
-
60% of global wildlife has vanished since 1970.
-
Ocean species are disappearing faster than your Wi-Fi during a thunderstorm. A portion of every purchase goes directly to non-profits working to protect endangered species. So yes, your sticker is doing more than just looking fabulous—it’s fighting extinction one sarcastic decal at a time.
Perfect For
- Conservationists with a sense of humor
- Cars that need a personality upgrade
- People who like their activism with a side of snark
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while watching the planet unravel
Stick it. Flaunt it. Save something.
