🦄 Soon To Be Mythical™ Jersey Tee
What do you call a Sumatran Rhino in 50 years? A myth. But not if we have anything to say about it.
Introducing the Soon To Be Mythical™ Jersey Tee—your new favorite way to wear endangered species and existential despair with style. Made from ultra-soft, breathable 100% cotton, this unisex tee features our signature logo.
Whether you're doomscrolling, protesting, or just trying to make small talk at brunch, this shirt says: “I care deeply, but I also laugh to keep from crying.”
Features:
- 🐾 Premium Bella+Canvas 3001 tee – soft, durable, and ethically made
- 🦥 Front print includes our logo
- 💸 A portion of every purchase goes directly to non-profits fighting to save endangered species
- 📦 Ships fast, because time is running out (for the animals, not your delivery)
Why You’ll Love It:
- It’s activism you can wear
- It’s tragic fashion with a purpose
- It’s the only shirt that makes people laugh, cry, and donate—all at once
Perfect For:
- Conservationists with a dark sense of humor
- Animal lovers who know what “IUCN Red List” means
- Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
Postpone the myth. Wear the rare. Save the species.
