Axolotl Field Drawing Jersey Tee – Soon To Be Mythical

Say hello to the smiling amphibian that’s regenerating limbs while losing its habitat: the axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum). This 100% cotton tee features a vintage-style field sketch of the critically endangered lake-dweller—because nothing says “quirky conservation” like a creature that’s both adorable and on the brink.

💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:

• Ethically made from ultra-soft cotton—gentle on your skin, unlike humanity on ecosystems
• Front print includes scientific name and illustration, for maximum nerd cred
• Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
• A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting extinction (because axolotls can’t GoFundMe)

📉 Endangered Stats:

• Critically endangered due to pollution, habitat loss, and invasive species
• Native only to Lake Xochimilco in Mexico City
• Famous for regenerating limbs, spinal cords, and parts of the brain—basically nature’s reboot button
• Threatened by urban expansion and water contamination, despite being a scientific marvel

🦴 Perfect For:

• Conservationists with a dark sense of humor
• Animal lovers who know their Latin binomials
• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.