🫘 Beans Jersey Tee

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About Beans

The Beans Jersey Tee from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable PSA for anyone who’s ever launched into a legume-fueled monologue without warning. Featuring bold text that reads “Warning – May Spontaneously Start Talking About Beans,” this tee is soft enough for bean-induced naps and durable enough for defending your dietary choices at family gatherings.

Inspired by Kat from The Box of Oddities and powered by plant-based sass, this shirt is for the chaotic good among us—those who know that beans aren’t just food, they’re a lifestyle.

🧵 Tee Specs

• 👕 100% cotton (heathered colors are a cotton blend)

• 🛠️ Unisex fit for maximum comfort and maximum bean evangelism

• 🧵 Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit and fewer awkward seams

• 🫘 Front text design: “Warning – May Spontaneously Start Talking About Beans”

• Sizes available: XS to 4XL

🌱 Why It’s Planet-Approved

Let’s talk about the power of plants:

• 🫘 Beans fix nitrogen in the soil, reducing the need for synthetic fertilizers

• 🌍 Plant-based diets can reduce greenhouse gas emissions by up to 50%

• 💧 Producing 1 pound of beans uses 20x less water than 1 pound of beef

• 🌾 Legumes require less land and help restore soil health—beans are basically regenerative chaos

• 💚 Every bean-fueled meal is a tiny protest against climate collapse

🖤 Perfect For

• Bean lovers, bean defenders, and bean preachers

• Fans of The Box of Oddities who know Kat is right

• Eco-anxious humans who want their wardrobe to do some good

• Anyone who’s ever said “Just one more thing about legumes…”

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to fiber, flavor, and the future of the planet. Because if beans are wrong, we don’t want to be right. Let’s make sustainability weird again.