🌿 Biodiversity Jersey Tee

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Naming Endangered Species

The Biodiversity Jersey Tee from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable PSA for anyone who’s ever monologued about keystone species at brunch. Featuring bold text that reads “I’m a slut for biodiversity,” this tee is soft enough for rainforest daydreams and durable enough for shouting about habitat loss in public.

Inspired by the chaotic brilliance of @planthony on TikTok (but not affiliated with him in any way), this shirt is a tribute to the plant lovers, ecosystem defenders, and anyone who’s ever flirted with extinction stats.

Whether you’re vibing with a pitcher plant or cornering strangers to talk about soil health, this tee says what you’re thinking—loudly, and in ethically sourced cotton.

🧵 Tee Specs

👕 100% cotton (heathered colors are a cotton blend)

🛠️ Unisex fit for maximum comfort and maximum ecosystem evangelism

🧵 Side-seamed construction for a flattering fit and fewer awkward seams

🌿 Front text design: “I’m a slut for biodiversity” surrounded by tropical plants, ferns, and carnivorous greenery

📏Sizes available: XS to 4XL

🌍 Why Biodiversity Is Planet Armor

Let’s talk about the power of variety:

🌱 Biodiverse ecosystems are more resilient to climate change and disease

🦎 Every species plays a role—pollinators, predators, decomposers, even the weird ones

🌾 Biodiversity boosts food security, clean water, and breathable air

🧬 Losing species means losing genetic resources that could cure diseases or feed the world

💚 Protecting biodiversity is protecting ourselves—chaotic, beautiful, interdependent selves

🖤 Perfect For

Eco-anxious humans who want their wardrobe to do some good Anyone who’s ever said “Just one more thing about frogs…” People who know biodiversity isn’t just a buzzword—it’s survival Activists, biologists, and plant hoarders with a flair for drama

Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to ecosystems, evolution, and the glorious mess of life. Because if biodiversity is wrong, we don’t want to be right. Let’s make conservation weird again.