Blobfish Beanie – Soon To Be Mythical

The Blobfish Beanie from Soon To Be Mythical is proof that even the world’s most unfortunate‑looking creatures deserve their moment in the spotlight. Crafted from a sustainable blend of 50% recycled polyester and 50% acrylic, this eco‑friendly, double‑layer knit beanie keeps your head warm while you wear your gallows humor proudly on your skull.

Why It’s Tragically Perfect

The blobfish has been voted the “world’s ugliest animal,” which makes it the perfect mascot for a beanie that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The Blobfish Beanie is a reminder that beauty is subjective, warmth is universal, and sometimes the best way to face the cold is with a creature that looks like it’s already given up. Dark humor stitched into sustainable style—because irony is always in season.

Endangered Stats

• The blobfish (Psychrolutes marcidus) lives deep off the coasts of Australia and New Zealand.

• It’s not officially listed as endangered, but it is considered vulnerable due to deep‑sea trawling that destroys its fragile habitat.

• Its gelatinous body is perfectly adapted to extreme deep‑sea pressure, but when brought to the surface, it collapses into the iconic “sad blob” shape.

• A portion of every Blobfish Beanie purchase is donated to vetted non‑profits that assist in the conservation of endangered species—because even the oddballs deserve protection.

Perfect For

• Conservationists with a dark sense of humor.

• Anyone who wants their winter gear to be as ironic as their outlook.

• Fans of weird animals who know that “ugly” is just another word for unforgettable.

• People who want warmth, wit, and eco‑friendly fashion in one package.

The Blobfish Beanie from Soon To Be Mythical is more than just headwear—it’s a conversation starter, a conservation statement, and a wearable wink at the absurd. Warm, sustainable, and unapologetically odd, it crowns your head with chaos, humor, and a cause.