“Everything Is Fine. Nothing Is Fine.” Red Panda Vinyl Sticker
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a red panda staring into the void, flanked by the existential mantra: “Everything is fine. Nothing is fine.” It’s the emotional equivalent of sipping tea in a burning forest—adorable, doomed, and disturbingly relatable.
Crafted with a vibrant satin finish and built to withstand the apocalypse (or just your daily commute), it’s perfect for laptops, water bottles, protest signs, and emotional support thermoses. A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits fighting to keep endangered species from becoming punchlines.
Endangered Stats
- Red pandas are listed as Endangered due to habitat loss, poaching, and climate change
- Fewer than 10,000 remain in the wild, mostly in the Eastern Himalayas
- Their population has declined by over 50% in the last three generations
- Despite their name, they’re not closely related to giant pandas—just equally misunderstood
Perfect For
- Eco-anxious humans who laugh through the tears
- Conservationists with a flair for irony and a sticker obsession
- Animal lovers who want their activism to stick (literally)
- Anyone who’s ever said “I’m fine” while clearly not being fine
Stick the myth. Spread the message. Help red pandas stay wild, weird, and not mythical.
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
