“I’m Fine” Pangolin Jersey Tee
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This ultra-soft jersey tee features a curled-up pangolin whispering “I’m fine”—the official emotional support pose of the endangered. Equal parts adorable and existential, it’s a wearable cry for help disguised as casual fashion. Whether you’re spiraling or just spiraling in solidarity, this shirt lets you broadcast your inner chaos with conservation flair.
A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because pangolins deserve more than pity and punchlines.
Endangered Stats
- Pangolins are the most trafficked mammal on Earth
- All eight species are listed as Vulnerable, Endangered, or Critically Endangered
- Threatened by illegal wildlife trade, habitat loss, and general human nonsense
- Their defense mechanism? Curling into a ball. Their threat? Us.
Perfect For
- Conservationists with a flair for gallows humor
- Animal lovers who relate a little too hard to the “I’m fine” energy
- Eco-anxious humans who want their activism to stick (literally and figuratively)
- Anyone who thinks extinction should at least come with good merch
Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Help pangolins stay wild, weird, and not mythical.
