“I’m Fine” Pangolin Vinyl Sticker
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a pangolin curled into a tight ball, muttering “I’m fine”—the official emotional support pose of 2025. With a vibrant satin finish and outdoor-grade durability, it’s built to survive the elements… unlike the pangolin. Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or emotional baggage. It’s weatherproof, snark-proof, and ready to outlast your coping mechanisms.
A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because pangolins deserve more than pity and punchlines.
Endangered Stats
- Pangolins are the most trafficked mammal on Earth, hunted for their scales and meat
- All eight species are listed as Vulnerable, Endangered, or Critically Endangered
- Habitat loss and illegal trade continue to drive population declines
- Their defense mechanism? Curling into a ball. Their threat? Humans.
Perfect For
- Conservationists with a dark sense of humor and a sticker addiction
- Eco-anxious humans who relate a little too hard to the “I’m fine” energy
- Animal lovers who want their activism to stick—literally
- Anyone who thinks gallows humor belongs on gear, not just group chats
Stick the myth. Spread the message. Help pangolins stay weird, wild, and not mythical.
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
