Kakapo Reggae Revival Tee – Soon To Be Mythical 100% Cotton

When you’re a flightless, nocturnal parrot with fewer than 250 left on Earth, forming a reggae band is less a career move and more a coping mechanism. This tee features a Kakapo grooving on an upright bass—because extinction deserves a bassline.

💀 Why It’s Tragically Perfect:

• Ethically made from ultra-soft, 100% cotton—ideal for vibing through eco-anxiety
• Features a Kakapo in full reggae mode, complete with upright bass and existential rhythm
• Gallows humor meets conservation: wear it ironically, support it sincerely
• A portion of every purchase goes to nonprofits working to save endangered species (because parrots can’t fundraise)

📉 Endangered Stats:

• Critically Endangered: fewer than 250 Kakapos remain, all monitored by New Zealand’s Department of Conservation
• Native to New Zealand, the Kakapo is the world’s heaviest parrot—and one of the only flightless ones
• Threatened by habitat destruction, invasive predators, and a tragically slow reproductive rate
• Known for its mossy green feathers, booming mating calls, and charming awkwardness

🦜 Perfect For:

• Conservationists who like their wildlife funky and feathered
• Animal lovers with a taste for reggae and rare birds
• Anyone who wants to raise awareness without raising their voice
• Fans of music, misfits, and mythical creatures

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Save the species—before they’re Soon To Be Mythical.