š¢ Leatherback Field Drawing Hoodie
Soft Enough for Ocean Grief, Tough Enough for Shoreline Rage
The Leatherback Field Drawing Hoodie from Soon To Be Mythical is a wearable tribute to the worldās largest sea turtleāand one of its most endangered. Featuring a field-style illustration of Dermochelys coriacea, this hoodie wraps you in warmth while you mourn plastic pollution and yell at offshore drilling in style.
Itās cozy enough for beach bonfires and durable enough for climate protests. Because if the leatherback disappears, we lose more than a turtleāwe lose a living fossil thatās been navigating oceans for over 100 million years.
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š§µ Hoodie Specs
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šļø Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and snack hoarding
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šÆ Adjustable drawstring hood for a customized fit and dramatic exits
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āļø Seamless design for sleek lines and reduced fabric waste
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š§¶ Resilient cotton-poly blend for comfort, durability, and eco-anxiety naps
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š¢ Field-style leatherback graphic with its scientific name underneath
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Sizes available: S to 2XL
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š Why Itās Tragically Perfect
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Flex your Latin while grieving ocean biodiversity
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Gallows humor meets wearable activismābecause extinction isnāt funny, but we are
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Cozy enough for hot takes, cold tides, and turtle trivia
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A tribute to evolutionary resilience and ecological heartbreak
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š Endangered Stats
Letās talk about the ancient swimmer of the sea:
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Critically Endangered: Threatened by plastic ingestion, fishing nets, and habitat loss
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Deep Diver: Can reach depths of over 4,000 feetādeeper than your existential dread
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Migratory Marvel: Travels thousands of miles across oceans, just to lay eggs in the same sand
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Human Impact: Coastal development, pollution, and climate change are crashing their centuries-old nesting rituals
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Conservation Support: A portion of every hoodie purchase goes to nonprofits protecting endangered species and restoring marine ecosystems
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š¤ Perfect For
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Ocean nerds with a dark sense of humor
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Conservationists who appreciate tragic irony and warm hoodies
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Eco-anxious humans who know Dermochelys coriacea deserves a second chance
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Anyone whoās ever felt ancient, endangered, or out of place in a plastic world
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Wear it like a warning. Or a love letter to evolutionary survivors. Because if the leatherback disappears, we lose more than a turtleāwe lose proof that endurance is worth saving. Letās make extinction unfashionable.