“My Anxieties Have Anxieties” Axolotl Jersey Tee

Why It’s Tragically Perfect

This ultra-soft jersey tee features an axolotl living its best spa life—cucumbers on the eyes, soaking in a tub, and radiating pure existential dread. The caption? “My anxieties have anxieties.” It’s self-care meets species collapse, and it’s disturbingly relatable.

Whether you’re spiraling or just vibing in denial, this shirt lets you wear your emotional chaos with conservation flair. A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because axolotls deserve more than memes and mild panic.

Endangered Stats

• Axolotls are listed as Critically Endangered in the wild
• Native to Mexico’s Lake Xochimilco, their habitat has been nearly destroyed by urbanization and pollution
• Fewer than 1,000 may remain in the wild, though they’re bred in captivity for research and pet trade
• Famous for regenerating limbs—and apparently, emotional trauma

Perfect For

• Eco-anxious humans who cope with humor and hydration
• Conservationists who believe activism should be wearable and weird
• Animal lovers who want their merch to stick (emotionally and ethically)
• Anyone whose anxiety has a side hustle

Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Help axolotls stay weird, regenerative, and not mythical.