“My Anxieties Have Anxieties” Axolotl Jersey Tee
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This ultra-soft jersey tee features an axolotl living its best spa life—cucumbers on the eyes, soaking in a tub, and radiating pure existential dread. The caption? “My anxieties have anxieties.” It’s self-care meets species collapse, and it’s disturbingly relatable.
Whether you’re spiraling or just vibing in denial, this shirt lets you wear your emotional chaos with conservation flair. A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to protect endangered species—because axolotls deserve more than memes and mild panic.
Endangered Stats
- Axolotls are listed as Critically Endangered in the wild
- Native to Mexico’s Lake Xochimilco, their habitat has been nearly destroyed by urbanization and pollution
- Fewer than 1,000 may remain in the wild, though they’re bred in captivity for research and pet trade
- Famous for regenerating limbs—and apparently, emotional trauma
Perfect For
- Eco-anxious humans who cope with humor and hydration
- Conservationists who believe activism should be wearable and weird
- Animal lovers who want their merch to stick (emotionally and ethically)
- Anyone whose anxiety has a side hustle
Wear the rare. Mourn the absurd. Help axolotls stay weird, regenerative, and not mythical.
