“My Anxieties Have Anxieties” Axolotl Vinyl Sticker
Why It’s Tragically Perfect
This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features an axolotl living its best spa life—cucumbers on the eyes, soaking in a tub, and radiating existential dread. The caption? “My anxieties have anxieties.” It’s self-care meets species collapse, and it’s disturbingly relatable.
With a vibrant satin finish and outdoor-grade durability, this sticker is built to survive the elements, even if your mental health isn’t. Stick it to your laptop, water bottle, or emotional support journal. A portion of every purchase supports nonprofits working to save endangered species—because axolotls deserve more than memes and mild panic.
Endangered Stats
- Axolotls are listed as Critically Endangered in the wild
- Native to Mexico’s Lake Xochimilco, their habitat has been nearly destroyed by urbanization and pollution
- Fewer than 1,000 may remain in the wild, though they’re bred in captivity for research and pet trade
- Known for their ability to regenerate limbs—and apparently, emotional trauma
Perfect For
- Eco-anxious humans who cope with humor and hydration
- Conservationists who believe stickers can be both cute and catalytic
- Animal lovers who want their activism to stick (literally)
- Anyone whose anxiety has a side hustle
Stick the myth. Spread the message. Help axolotls stay weird, regenerative, and not mythical.
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
