Punk Pallas’s Cat Keyboard Vinyl Sticker – Soon To Be Mythical
When the world’s on fire, some cats play synth. This kiss-cut vinyl sticker features a punked-out Pallas’s cat hammering keys like it’s the last set before ecological collapse. Printed on water, scratch, and UV-resistant vinyl with a vibrant satin finish, it’s built to survive the apocalypse—or at least your dishwasher. Available in 3" x 4" and 4" x 6" sizes.
🖤 Why It’s Tragically Perfect
The Pallas’s cat is nature’s grumpiest cryptid—fluffy, furious, and perpetually unimpressed. With its dense fur, flattened face, and punk-rock energy, it’s the perfect mascot for anyone who’s tired of pretending everything’s fine. Our Punk Pallas’s Cat Keyboard Vinyl Sticker turns that existential snarl into wearable rebellion.
📉 Endangered Stats
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Native to Central Asia’s cold deserts and grasslands
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Listed as Near Threatened due to habitat degradation, hunting, and climate change
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Population declining due to low reproductive rates and human encroachment
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Known for its expressive face and tendency to look like it just read the news
A portion of every purchase goes to non-profits working to protect endangered species. So yes, your sticker is judging you—but it’s also helping.
🎯 Perfect For
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Punk rockers with a soft spot for biodiversity
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Sticker collectors who like their vinyl with a side of doom
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Animal lovers who appreciate sarcasm and conservation
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Anyone who thinks extinction should come with a soundtrack and a snarl
Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.
