Red Panda Mandolin Vinyl Sticker – Soon To Be Mythical

If you’ve ever wanted to slap existential dread onto your water bottle with a side of endangered whimsy, this Red Panda Mandolin Vinyl Sticker from Soon To Be Mythical is your moment. Featuring a red panda shredding a mandolin like it’s the last concert before ecological collapse, this sticker is water, scratch, and UV resistant—because irony should last longer than some species do.

Why It’s Tragically Perfect

• Vibrant satin finish makes the bold colors pop like your last nerve.

• Kiss-cut edges for easy peeling—no fumbling, just stick and scream into the void.

• Available in 3x4 and 4x6 sizes, perfect for laptops, protest signs, or your “I tried” journal.

• Built to survive the outdoors, unlike 90% of the biodiversity we’re trying to save.

Endangered Stats

• 🐾 Fewer than 10,000 red pandas remain in the wild.

• 🌲 Native to the Eastern Himalayas and southwestern China, they rely on dense forests and bamboo.

• 🚫 Threatened by habitat loss, poaching, and competition with livestock.

• 🧬 Despite their name, red pandas aren’t closely related to giant pandas—they’re a unique species with no close relatives.

• 💔 Listed as Endangered on the IUCN Red List.

• 💸 A portion of every Red Panda Mandolin Kiss-Cut Vinyl Sticker purchase goes directly to nonprofits fighting extinction.

Perfect For

• Animal lovers with a dark sense of humor

• Conservationists who like their activism with a side of sarcasm

• Musicians who know the mandolin deserves more respect

• Anyone who wants to wear the rare and support the cause

Stick it. Share it. Save something. The Red Panda Mandolin Vinyl Sticker from Soon To Be Mythical is more than merch—it’s a middle finger to extinction, dressed in fur and stringed instruments.

Disclaimer: The sheet size shown (e.g., 3" x 4" or 4" x 6") refers to the backing, not the actual sticker. The kiss-cut sticker will be slightly smaller.